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Who: Kilroy, Ryoko
What: Telephone call
When: Sunday afternoon
Rating: PG-13 for language I'm sure
All day Kilroy had this strange feeling like he was forgetting something. He was wearing socks. He had fed the animals. He had given May all the attention he could between phone calls to LA and Japan about the movie. No, it was something else. It ( Read more... ) -
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Who: Kilroy Benson (MAD HATTER) and Delilah Rousseau (LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD)
Where: Kilroy's house
When: Backdated to a week before the wedding
Summary: Kilroy calls Delilah for some soup, etc.
Rating: PG
( I try to stay busy. I take out the trash, I sweep the floor. Try to keep myself occupied, cause I know you don’t live here anymore ) -
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Who: Party guests in the house, yall
Where: Terminal Five
Why: Wedding Bash, yo
When: SATURDAY night
( Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. That's true. Couldn't split up Tango and Cash. That's also true! This is our song of exultant joy because, we only came to kick some ass. Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass. ) -
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Who: Kilroy (The Mad Hatter), any remaining wedding guests and May (March Hare)
Where: Central Park
When: SATURDAY, March 22nd, late afternoon
Why: Wedding?
Status: Complete, bitches!
( I'm sticking with you. 'Cos I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do too. You held up a stage coach in the rain.
And I'm doing the same. Saw you hanging from a tree. And I made believe it was me. ) -
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Who: Kilroy, May
What: Kilroy meets a real, honest to god, Arabian princess
Where: Department store
When: Wednesday afternoonish!
( DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YOU? ) -
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Who: Kilroy (The Hatter), Nico Mads (Rikki-tikki-tavi)
When: 10:00 AM
What: Phone conversations
Rating: TBA
( He was muttering now and it was hard to tell who the song was intended for. Most would probably conclude the hats. ) -
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Who: Neil McLaughlin (the Caterpillar); Kilroy Benson (the Mad Hatter)
Where: Neil's apartment, Manhattan
When: After Kilroy and May had their spat and after Neil invited Kilroy over.
Why: A hookah session
Rating: probably R for adult situations
( What better way to forget your problems than to try to help a friend with his? ) -
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Who: Kilroy (Mad Hatter), May (The March Hare)
Where: Kilroy's house, Staten Island
When: Late, late, late Wednesday night
Why: May went shoe shopping and almost never came back
Rating: R for swearing I'm sure
( Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart just as fast as they were made. Men and women please beware : don't pretend you care, nothing lasts when nothing's there )